the wonders of radium
— RADIUM IN THE 21ST CENTURY

RADIUM TONIC

don't believe the rumors! it's the 20's, baby, and what do people like to do in the 20's? that's right! ingest radioactive substances!

— DON'T BELIEVE THE SKEPTICS!
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